The U.S. Drug War Reaches New Heights of Absurdity in Federal Court
Federal prosecutors charged George Wills and Robert Catalano, the owners of Puck Technology makers of the Whizzinator with conspiracy in Pittsburgh, PA in October. The two men plead guilty to two counts of conspiracy on November 24, and face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 fine; their sentencing will take place in February of next year.[1] The prosecutors claimed the two had conspired to defraud the federal government’s drug testing programs:
“On October 14, federal prosecutors in Pittsburgh won a 19-count indictment against the owners of Puck Technology, maker of the Whizzinator, for fraud and selling drug paraphernalia. Prosecutors allege that by manufacturing and selling the Whizzinator, company president Gerald Wills and vice president Robert Catalano conspired to defraud the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, which administers federal workplace drug testing programs. The government is seeking forfeiture of all of the company’s assets, including its Internet domain names.” [2]
The Whizzinator is a prosthetic penis which is used to dispense clean urine samples, made from synthetic urine, at the proper body temperature since many urine sample bottles used for drug tests are equipped with temperature strips to detect if the urine is too hot or cold to have come from the human body. One reason for using the prosthetic device is because many places visually monitor the person taking the drug test from probation departments, methadone clinics, to professional sports leagues, so privacy is not an option. The unit became popular three years ago after a NFL running back was caught with one in an airport, which led to the product becoming a popular topic on sports talk radio leading to large sales over the internet where the device was sold.[3]
Sources:
1. BBC


The Whizzinator
Submitted on November 26th, 2008 by Angels4DrugAwareness (not verified)Arrest for Counterfeit Money?!?
Submitted on November 28th, 2008 by Apollonius (not verified)By George Y. Wells! Yes indeed. But who will arrest the Federal Reserve for creating counterfeit money (debt instruments) rather than the real thing? By the way, shall we incarcerate congress while we're at it for abdicating its constitutional power to create money? Good Luck, Huck!!!
Drug Testing Is Constitutionally Invalid- Jail the Prosecutors!
Submitted on November 26th, 2008 by Douglas Willinger (not verified)Constitutionality of Drug Testing
Submitted on November 27th, 2008 by Anonymous (not verified)well said!
for years, i did my jobs better through the benefits of cannabis consumption than most of my "straight" co-workers-
i like the Jefferson quote in the header on your blog page
Desperation
Submitted on November 27th, 2008 by Malkavian (not verified)The other thing is that drug tests are kinda insane. What it really amounts to is a modern Inquisition searching for sinners and witches. What those pro-drug test folks are trying to do is judge on the basis of urine content instead of their behavior.
It amounts to firing someone on Monday because the person drank a bottle of wine Saturday - or revoke his driver's license although he has at no time sat behind the wheel while intoxicated or impaired in any way.
There would be an OUTRAGE among the general population if alcohol users were persecuted like this.
However, the proponents of drug testing are not interested in any real, measurable negative consequence of drug use. They are simply content to call people criminals and fire them on completely abstract grounds. That is more religion than reason or science.
Outrage ??
Submitted on November 28th, 2008 by Anonymous (not verified)Actually, a little research would surprise you. I was searching for constitutional rights and ran into an article with a title something like: "the dui exception to the constitution". I got a little curious and followed it up a bit.
When it comes to alcohol, the Supreme Court has come up with a bunch of rulings that in effect say that the Bill of Rights does not apply. They can stop your car. They can forcibly extract a blood sample. If they arrest you, you cannot have an attorney or a phone call until after they have their sample.
In a number of states, they will not provide you with an attorney on a misdemeanor charge even though they can completely destroy your life with fines and penalties.
In the case of the Department of Motor Vehicles, many states have procedures that make it impossible to challenge the evidence or to call witnesses to make that challence.
There isn't a lot of outrage because most people are unaware of what can be done to them. After it happens, it's generally too late.
The justice system in
Submitted on November 30th, 2008 by Anonymous (not verified)I see the one comment at the
Submitted on January 2nd, 2009 by Dr. Howard Fine (not verified)