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Reporter's Notebook: Dennes Longoria

''Hispanics'', Check Your Expiration Dates If You're Gonna Get Sick--They Might Lie And Say You Need Surgery

Posted by Dennes Longoria - July 7, 2010 at 4:38 am
My greencard had expired but I didn't know because the topic had never come up... I had a current driver license, just renewed in Dec. 09, after the greencard expiration date, then I was also stopped and searched by border patrol a week prior to going to the hospital, and they held my greencard for like 15 minutes while they searched my vehicle for 'drugs' so-called... and they didn't notice the expiration date... I guess I could have been deported right there if it was Arizona (wink wink)...but then suddenly, I thought some mushrooms were edible, but they were poisonous, and really it wasn't that bad, but they turned it into 27,000 dollars for just getting IV fluids, and so on... I was already recovering, really... I had puked most of the poison out by just drinking tons of water and it was 3 days later, I’m talking about 4 gallons or something, spread out of course...how the hell did it become 27,000 dollars (my mom and best friend were like ''you might die and have no alternative'' but never mentioned 27,000, and then the initial doctor was all: you're gonna be hooked up to a machine forever now... we're gonna have to stick a tube in your penis... and I’m like ''what the fuck??'' all I need is some fluids... but I didn't say that... I just had to of course, listen to their wisdom and let them take care of it... bunch of bullshit... I was suffering more from the food they were giving me than the mushrooms, seriously... I think what happened was eating an orange afterwards, and the chemical reaction of that was what fucked me up, not so much the mushrooms, but anyway (or maybe thanks to the orange I started puking and that saved my life, who knows). Now I have to wait to see if my greencard renewal worked at all or if I’m gonna be in the hole for another 27 grand or what... yeah... gotta love America if you're a poor Mexican in the hole for life for bullshit child support for kids they didn't even let you have any contact with...
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