Ron Brownstein of the Los Angeles Times begins to flush the members of presumptive U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry's Cromagnon foreign policy team out from their caves. Here's a version of his story in the Minnesota Star Tribune (which, unlike the LAT, doesn't demand your personal data to read it... ¡putos! suddenly they do want you to register... okay, here's the Baltimore Sun version, while it lasts...):
John Kerry is assembling a network of foreign policy advisers more hawkish than most Democrats but more skeptical of military solutions in the struggle against terrorism than the team surrounding President Bush.
The experts being consulted span a broad ideological range of Democratic opinion -- to the point where some party thinkers worry that Kerry is not defining a sufficiently distinctive vision of how America should pursue its goals in the world.
Note: Brownstein doesn't quote a single one of those "party thinkers" worrying about this problem, not even anonymously. I'm not a member of any party, but through my weblog BigLeftOutside I have worried aloud more vocally than most...
Maybe that's what "party thinkers" means in LA Timesspeak: unmentionable pain-in-the-neck bloggers, reporting from the lands that have to live with the consequences of the coup d'etat that has occurred in the Kerry organization and that now seeks to lobotomize and Clintonize the senator's foreign policy positions, removing those inconvenient democratic principles that have historically distinguished Kerry from lesser lights.
The most worrisome are the first two names Brownstein floats as potential Secretaries of State: Richard Holbrooke and Samuel Berger (a.k.a., for google-bombing purposes, "Sandy Berger" and "Samuel R. Berger," too).
Yikes, I'm already nostalgic for the days when we only had Rand Beers to kick around. (Beers, like Kerry, is a species of bombastic hawk without poker face that is at least honest about his dishonesty, and interesting enough to dislike intensely. But has anybody ever tried to sit through an entire speech, or read an entire essay, by either Holbrooke or Berger without hitting the remote or falling asleep?)
(I hear there once was a guy in Peoria who survived through an hour-and-four-minutes of a Sandy Berger speech without nodding out. Oh, but the guy was deaf. And they only gave him the transcript 59 minutes into the talk, at which point he promptly started snoring.)
Yup, here they come
Team Narcolepsy: putting democratic principles to sleep, one human right at a time, with enough anesthesia that nobody notices the knife.
It's also important to note that Holbrooke and Berger are not longtime backers of Kerry. According to Foreign Policy magazine, they each shopped their "expertise" around to various candidates, providing the kind of advice that, in each case, lost all those candidates the primaries!
Holbrooke advised Wesley Clark, Dick Gephardt, and John Edwards.
Berger advised Wesley Clark, John Edwards, Howard Dean, and Joe Lieberman.
Is it any wonder that Kerry was able to distinguish himself on foreign policy matters in the early caucuses and primaries when the same two shepherds led all the other sheep astray? Not content to destroy five Democratic candidacies for the presidency, Holbrooke and Berger have teamed up now to drag down the last one standing.
The Authentic Journalist has a daunting task ahead: to make these two masters of boredom interesting enough that they - and the many skeletons in each of their closets - get the scrutiny that wannabe Secretaries of State deserve
because neither can withstand the scrutiny.
After all, there are, in Kerry's bullpen, many interesting potential Secretaries of State who, simply put, have shown greater passion for democratic principles in foreign policy: Chris Dodd, Mario Cuomo, Loretta Sanchez (no slouch in "Homeland Security" or Armed Forces issues; frankly... add her to the VP "short list" too), Bill Delahunt, Gary Hart, Tim Wirth, Bob Kerrey, Ed Markey
or, here's a tri-partisan bone he could toss the free-marketeers but who also understands the democratic imperative that US foreign policy must regain: Republican-Libertarian Congressman Ron Paul of Texas
not exactly the types to get invited to my garden parties (except for Delahunt and Sanchez, of course), but any one of 'em would be a vast improvement over the Holbrooke-Berger diode (Oxford American Dictionary: "di-ode (di-ohd) n. any two-element electronic device having only two terminals that allows current to flow in only one direction").
(Please note, kind reader, my stated bias that any politician, hooked into political realities, is better than any "foreign policy bureaucrat" type for any State Department executive position, which is why, for example, Republican pol Tony Garza has been a much better Ambassador to Mexico than his predecessor, Clinton's Ambassador Jeffrey Davidow: foreign policy careerists are, by nature, antithetical to democratic principles because they consider themselves, arrogantly, to be part of a "permanent government," and, as a class, they are precisely to blame for the crisis that U.S. foreign policy has provoked at home and abroad. I say: Throw the bums in, and toss the bum-kissers out!)
We've whacked the illegitimate incumbent party in the United States plenty around here, and being non-partisan, now we tell you the deep, dark, secrets of those who claim to be the "opposition" but are more akin to shady members of the "permanent government."
So here goes
authentic heresy
The Richard Holbrooke - Samuel Berger data dump
a work-in-progress
designed to be constantly updated until no rock under which they've crawled, or can scurry toward, remains unturned
Holbrooke Skeletons from Asia to Wall St,
Submitted April 13, 2004 - 6:22 pm by Al GiordanoLet's start with Holbrooke's atrocities in East Timor... from Z magazine:
East Timor: 200,000 Skeletons in Richard Holbrooke's Closet
Mother Jones noticed those pesky atrocities, too.
According to John Pilger, the cover-up carried over into this century:
Wait, it gets worse according to Wikipedia, it goes all the way back to Vietnam
He're's a stellar recommendation. Holbrooke is John Negroponte's old roommate
(Again, kind reader, please note his bias in favor of "State Department Lifers" who float through Democratic and Republican administrations making bipartisan, anti-democracy, messes wherever they land.)
According to Disinfopedia, Holbrooke is not only a bureaucrat, but a big time banking and corporate man.
And how about some sunlight and disclosure on what big money interests paid his lecture fees and director's payments while he "volunteered" his time to Clark, Gephardt, Edwards and now Kerry
Did you know that Richard Holbrooke is "Exclusively represented by the Greater Talent Network." (You think those companies pay him to speak because he's a good or interesting speaker? No way! It's just a legalized form of graft.)
The talent network's profile of Holbrooke reveals:
Well, that's a start. Happy hunting, Authentic Journalists: There are your clues. Let the scavenger hunt begin.
Next up: Sandy Berger aka Samuel Berger aka Samuel R. Berger a.k.a. "aspiring Secretary of Narco-State..."